Well fine, if nobody wants to talk about me, i'll talk to my self.
Self: Why hello sir.
Self: Hello to you too sir.
Self: How are you doing today sir?
Self: Very well sir, and yourself sir?
.... Several Days Later ....
Self: Well do excuse me kind sir, but I would very much like it if you would decapitate yourself.
Self: The feeling is mutual kind sir.
Self: Good day sir.
Self: Good day to you too sir.
Self: I SAID GOOD DAY.
*Self storms off